I AM 404 !
Oh, sure, there are other pages in this website that are more stylish, with supposedly more “relevant” information. But I’m useful! I perform a necessary task and provide an essential service! Without me, how would you ever know that you were lost? How would you ever be aware that whatever you were looking for does not exist, or it no longer exists — or, perhaps, never existed. Maybe you made a spelling mistake when you were searching (so check and try again) or… I don’t know; whatever it was, it ain’t here, but I’m here to let you know. Isn’t there value in knowing failure, and thus you can resolve to try again? I think so. Epistemologically speaking, I’m here to impart that important message.
So, come visit again, whenever you like; and so you don’t leave without any compensation here’s a picture of a nice puppy.